1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts tothe bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn' t changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! (You thought it'd be male,
didn't you?) But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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